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blueeyeddrug:

rape—princess:

Nailed it.

ohne dich ist die ganze Welt nur noch schwarzweiß. weil deine Augen wenn du gehst die Farben mitnehmen, und ohne dein Lachen die Sonne nicht scheint. Ohne dich fehlt in meinem Herzen das Feuer.

leblosinberlin:

Leon in die Wilden Kerle! ♡

nahshaw:

My mom was on the phone with her best friend and she was like “no she’s a virgin trust me” and then she was like “Emily talk on the phone with Jess!!” And I was like wtf but said hi anyway and then she took the phone back and she was like “you see? You can hear it in her voice” oh my fucking god mom I swear to fucking god

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

Schilder für Jawsonice’s Dortmund-Trip ;D

jocundasykes:

Bin offen für weitere Vorschläge ;D

iammakingperfectsense:

hazzasgotalittlelou:

directioner-danosaur:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

David must have done this on purpose….

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

ashtonskoala:

merlinobsessedchild:

and i don’t care if this doesn’t fit on my blog. this is beautiful.

She has a beautiful heart…

Oh god. Why are there tears in my eyes?

And I don’t even like Beyonce but rebloging this because omfg

aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts